I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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