That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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