just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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