so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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