So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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