I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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