After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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