forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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