I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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