Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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