those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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