Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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