Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I didn't notice because vodka
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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