I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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