I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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