I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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