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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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