i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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