you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
did you just send me my own nude
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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