idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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