I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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