I need help removing her.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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