Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
