Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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