Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Boobs speak an international language.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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