i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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