He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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