About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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