Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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