Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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