i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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