It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize