i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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