Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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