i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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