I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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