Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
it's great music for shaving your balls
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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