You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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