Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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