What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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