is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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