he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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