I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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