I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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