Just mADE A PArabola og urine
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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