That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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