i just google imaged poop.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
God, I missed his penis.
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