It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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