I love black thongs
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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