Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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