sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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