Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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