You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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