windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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