David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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