is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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