Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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